Friday, April 26, 2013

That's the Ticket

If I was lovely Rita, meter maid, I would be ticketing all the Red Box subscribers. I would issue tickets for general mopery. For some reason, when their subscribers see that big Red Box, they all lose any concept of 'parking lot'. They will be in the middle of acres of empty parking spaces and they will be unable to recognize a parking space. They park up on the curb. They will block store entrances. They will park in fire lanes. They will leave children in cars with the motor running. They will pets in cars with the windows closed. They will lose all ability to walk in order to get to that big Red Box.

I would like to see a study to decide if Red Box subscribers are a self-selected group of idiots or if the Red Box itself mesmerizes the weak minded.

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